Once Upon A Deadpool

On December 12, Deadpool 2 is back in theaters with zero F’s given

To kick off the holiday season audiences of almost all ages will soon be able to enjoy the Merc with the Mouth’s reimagining of Deadpool 2 filtered through the prism of childlike innocence.

“Fox has been asking for a PG-13 basically since the start in 2006,” Ryan Reynolds told Deadline. “I’ve said no since 2006. Now, this one time, I said ‘Yes’ on two conditions. First, a portion of the proceeds had to go to charity. Second, I wanted to kidnap Fred Savage. The second condition took some explaining…”

Fred Savage will join Reynolds in new scenes for ONCE UPON A DEADPOOL in an homage to Savage’s starring role in the 1987 bedtime-story classic THE PRINCESS BRIDE. Fred remarked, “while my participation in this film was anything but voluntary, I am happy to learn that Fudge Cancer will be the beneficiary of this shameless cash grab”

For every ticket sold, $1 will go to the charity Fudge Cancer – previously known as Fuck Cancer, who have graciously changed their name to be more PG-13 friendly for the 12 days of Once Upon A Deadpool’s release.

Deadpool Taco Truck Ringer T-Shirt
Deadpool Taco Truck Ringer T-Shirt

Dumbo Official Trailer

Watch the new trailer for Dumbo, and see the film when it soars to theatres March 29, 2019!

From Disney and visionary director Tim Burton, “Dumbo” expands on the beloved classic story where differences are celebrated, family is cherished and dreams take flight. A new trailer, images and poster are now available. The trailer features Colin Farrell, Michael Keaton, Danny DeVito, Eva Green, Finley Hobbins and Nico Parker.

Circus owner Max Medici (Danny DeVito) enlists former star Holt Farrier (Colin Farrell) and his children Milly (Nico Parker) and Joe (Finley Hobbins) to care for a newborn elephant whose oversized ears make him a laughingstock in an already struggling circus. But when they discover that Dumbo can fly, the circus makes an incredible comeback, attracting persuasive entrepreneur V.A. Vandevere (Michael Keaton), who recruits the peculiar pachyderm for his newest, larger-than-life entertainment venture, Dreamland. Dumbo soars to new heights alongside a charming and spectacular aerial artist, Colette Marchant (Eva Green), until Holt learns that beneath its shiny veneer, Dreamland is full of dark secrets.

Dumbo Flying Patch
Dumbo Flying Patch

Star Trek To Boldly Go Beach Towel – Now Available

Star Trek To Boldly Go Beach Towel
Star Trek To Boldly Go Beach Towel

Star Trek To Boldly Go Beach Towel

Boldly go to the beach carrying this colorful and eye-catching Star Trek beach towel! The Star Trek To Boldly Go Beach Towel is black, 59″ by 29.5″. Transport yourself to strange new worlds using this cotton beach towel with an image of the USS Enterprise from TV’s Star Trek traveling at warp speed, and the tagline “To Boldly Go…”

Weekend Box Office Chart for November 9th to November 11th

Dr Seuss One Fish Two Fish T-Shirt
Dr Seuss One Fish Two Fish T-Shirt

Dr. Seuss’ The Grinch killed it this weekend with a nice #1 opening and on the other side, Overlord was actually pretty awesome. So two great movies to check out this coming week before Fantastic Beasts opens and crushes them all.

1. Dr. Seuss’ The Grinch $67,5/$67.5
2. Bohemian Rhapsody $31.2/$100.3
3. Overlord $10.2/$10.2
4. The Nutcracker and the Four Realms $10.0/$35.7
5. A Star is Born $8.1/$178.1
6. The Girl in the Spider’s Web: A New Dragon Tattoo Story $7.8/$7.8
7. Nobody’s Fool $6.6/$24.3
8. Venom $4.9/$206.2
9. Halloween $3.9/$156.9
10. The Hate U Give $2.0/$26.6

Weekend Box Office Chart for November 2nd to November 4t

Queen 75 Tour Baby Tee
Queen 75 Tour Baby Tee

Bohemian Rhapsody beat out critics exceptions with a nice $50 Million take in the weekend box office charts.

1. Bohemian Rhapsody $50.0 Total: $50.0
2. The Nutcracker and the Four Realms $20.0 Total: $20.0
3. Nobody’s Fool $14.0 Total: $14.0
4. A Star is Born $11.1 Total: $165.6
5. Halloween $11.0 Total: $150.4
6. Venom $7.8 Total: $198.6
7. Smallfoot $3.8 Total: $77.4
8. Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween $3.7 Total: $43.8
9. Hunter Killer $3.5 Total: $12.9
10. The Hate U Give $3.4 Total: $23.4

Weekend Box Office Chart for October 26th to October 28th

Halloween H2 Face T-Shirt
Halloween H2 Face T-Shirt

Halloween scared away the competition for another weekend win at the the Box Office a $32 million take.

1. Halloween $32.0 Total: $126.6
2. A Star is Born $14.1 Total: $148.7
3. Venom $10.8 Total: $187.2
4. Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween $7.5 Total: $38.3
5. Hunter Killer $6.6 Total: $6.6
6. The Hate U Give $5.1 Total: $18.3
7. First Man $4.9 Total: $37.8
8. Smallfoot $4.7 Total: $72.5
9. Night School $3.2 Total: $71.4
10. Mid90s $3.0 Total: $3.3

Weekend Box Office Chart for October 19th to October 21st

Halloween H2 Face T-Shirt
Halloween H2 Face T-Shirt

The 2018 Halloween sequel crushed it and took the #1 spot on the weekend box office chart with a $77 million opening weekend! It’s reviewing pretty sweet as well.

1. Halloween $77.5 Total: $77.5
2. A Star is Born $19.3 Total: $126.3
3. Venom $18.1 Total: $171.1
4. Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween $9.7 Total: $28.8
5. First Man $8.5 Total: $29.9
6. The Hate U Give $7.5 Total: $10.6
7. Smallfoot $6.6 Total: $66.3
8. Night School $5.0 Total: $66.9
9. Bad Times At The El Royale $3.3 Total: $13.3
10. The Old Man & the Gun $2.0 Total: $4.2

Weekend Box Office Chart for October 12th to October 14th

Venom

Ok wow, First Man is just not doing well at all. Well reviewed, it’s a great movie, people just don’t seem to care. This could be a massive loss for the studio.

1. Venom $35.7 Total: $142.8
2. A Star is Born $28.0 Total: $94.1
3. First Man $16.5 Total: $16.5
4. Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween $16.2 Total: $16.2
5. Smallfoot $9.3 Total: $57.6
6. Night School $8.0 Total: $59.8
7. Bad Times At The El Royale $7.2 Total: $7.2
8. The House With A Clock In Its Walls $3.9 Total: $62.2
9. The Hate U Give $1.7 Total: $2.4
10. A Simple Favor $1.3 Total: $52.0

Weekend Box Office Chart for October 5th to October 7th

Venom

With a critics score of just 30% but an Audience score of 88%, Venom proves critics and fans have a slight disconnect.

1. Venom $80.2 Total: $80.2
2. A Star is Born $42.9 Total: $44.2
3. Smallfoot $14.4 Total: $42.2
4. Night School $12.5 Total: $46.9
5. The House With A Clock In Its Walls $7.3 Total: $55.0
6. A Simple Favor $3.4 Total: $49.0
7. The Nun $2.7 Total: $113.4
8. Crazy Rich Asians $2.1 Total: $169.2
9. Hell Fest $2.0 Total: $8.8
10. The Predator $.947 Total: $50.0

Weekend Box Office Chart for September 28th to September 30th

Night School was sort of a disappointing mess of a comedy. Critics didn’t take to it put fans are 50/50.

1. Night School $28.0 Total: $28.0
2. Smallfoot $23.0 Total: $23.0
3. The House With A Clock In Its Walls $12.5 Total: $44.7
4. A Simple Favor $6.6 Total: $43.0
5. The Nun $5.4 Total: $109.0
6. Hell Fest $5.0 Total: $5.0
7. Crazy Rich Asians $4.5 Total: $165.6
8. The Predator $3.7 Total: $47.6
9. White Boy Rick $2.3 Total: $21.7
10. Peppermint $1.7 Total: $33.5

Weekend Box Office chart for September 21st to September 23rd

The House With A Click In Its Walls took in big money for Jack Black and company beating out a ton of other meh movies this past weekend.

1. The House With A Clock In Its Walls $26.8 Total: $26.8
2. A Simple Favor $10.4 Total: $32.5
3. The Nun $10.2 Total: $100.8
4. The Predator $8.7 Total: $40.4
5. Crazy Rich Asians $6.5 Total: $159.4
6. White Boy Rick $5.0 Total: $17.4
7. Peppermint $3.7 Total: $30.3
8. Fahrenheit 11/9 $3.1 Total: $3.1
9. The Meg $2.3 Total: $140.5
10. Searching $2.1 Total: $23.1

Weekend Box Office Chart for September 14th to September 16th

Predator Mask Pillow Case
Predator Mask Pillow Case

With just 34% on Rotten Tomatoes, The Predator took the top spot yet bombed at the same time. Bummer cause I really want a good Predator movie at some point.

1. The Predator $24.0 Total: $24.0
2. The Nun $18.2 Total: $85.0
3. A Simple Favor $16.0 Total: $16.0
4. White Boy Rick $8.8 Total: $8.8
5. Crazy Rich Asians $8.7 Total: $149.5
6. Peppermint $6.0 Total: $24.2
7. The Meg $3.8 Total: $137.0
8. Searching $3.2 Total: $19.6
9. Unbroken: Path to Redemption $2.3 Total: $2.3
10. Mission: Impossible – Fallout $2.3 Total: $216.1

Weekend Box Office Chart for September 7th to September 9th

Seems like The Conjuring spin off has some draw power. Shocking cause the movie is meh, but it does have cool posters.

1. The Nun $53.5 Total: $53.5
2. Crazy Rich Asians $13.6 Total: $136.2
3. Peppermint $13.2 Total: $13.2
4. The Meg $6.0 Total: $131.5
5. Searching $4.5 Total: $14.3
6. Mission: Impossible – Fallout $3.8 Total: $212.1
7. Disney’s Christopher Robin $3.1 Total: $91.7
8. Operation Finale $3.0 Total: $14.1
9. Alpha $2.5 Total: $32.4
10. BlacKkKlansman $1.5 Total: $43.4

Weekend Box Office Chart for August 24th to August 26th

For the second week in a row, Crazy Rich Asians takes the #1 spot in the weekend box office numbers.

1. Crazy Rich Asians $25.0 Total: $76.8
2. The Meg $13.0 Total: $105.3
3. The Happytime Murders $10.0 Total: $10.0
4. Mission: Impossible – Fallout $8.0 Total: $193.9
5. Disney’s Christopher Robin $6.3 Total: $77.6
6. Mile 22 $6.0 Total: $25.1
7. Alpha $5.6 Total: $20.1
8. BlacKkKlansman $5.3 Total: $32.0
9. A.X.L. $2.9 Total: $2.9
1o. Slender Man $2.7 Total: $25.4

Danny Boyle Is Out As Bond 25 Director

James Bond Diamonds Are Forever Japanese T-Shirt
James Bond Diamonds Are Forever Japanese T-Shirt

Bond 25 is without a director! I’d better get my resume to them right away… Granted I’ve never directed a movie and I’m not sure fully about what they do, but really what the hell I’m in!


Weekend Box Office Chart for August 17th to August 19th

No big surprises this week with Mile 22 (20% on Rotten Tomatoes!) getting squashed by Crazy Rich Asians (93%).

1. Crazy Rich Asians $25.2 Total: $34.0
2. The Meg $21.1 Total: $83.7
3. Mile 22 $13.6 Total: $13.6
4. Mission: Impossible – Fallout $10.5 Total: $180.7
5. Alpha $10.5 Total: $10.5
6. Disney’s Christopher Robin $8.8 Total: $66.8
7. BlacKkKlansman $7.0 Total: $23.0
8. Slender Man $4.9 Total: $20.7
9. Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation $3.6 Total: $153.8
10. Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again $3.3 Total: $111.2

James Gunn Still Not Returning to ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’

Guardians of the Galaxy Baby Groot Juniors T-shirt
Guardians of the Galaxy Baby Groot Juniors T-shirt

Sad news…

From Variety:

“After a strong push to get James Gunn back as director of “Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3” following his firing from the project, Disney and Marvel are standing by their decision to not reinstate him as helmer for the next installment. The decision came following a meeting between Gunn and studio chairman Alan Horn.”

Halo TV Series Will Star Master Chief!

Halo 3 Helmet T-Shirt Sheer
Halo 3 Helmet T-Shirt Sheer

I just wish this all was happening 10 years ago, but I guess I’ll take it.

GameSpot has the full scoop:

“When asked by GameSpot if the series, which is expected to begin shooting in 2019, would feature fan-favorite character Master Chief, both Showtime Networks president David Nevins and president of programming Gary Levine confirmed he would. What’s more, when pressed during a small group interview after the Showtime panel, Levine added that Chief would be a lead character on the show.

Longtime fans of the Halo franchise might find that odd, given that Master Chief has never shown his face. What other TV shows feature human characters that remain faceless? However, according to Levine, the issue of Chief never unmasking is central to the show.

“It is a key question and an important part of our series is all I’ll say,” he teased.

As for what the show will look like, Nevins was quick to point out this is now Showtime’s take on Game of Thrones. “It is futuristic space-based science fiction,” he said. “It is not fantasy. I think there’s been one iconic franchise in my opinion in the history of television in that category and that’s Star Trek. Probably 10 or 12 of the top 20 movies of all time are futuristic sci-fi and, weirdly, television hasn’t turned up those kinds of franchises.”

Watch Now: VENOM – Official Trailer 2

Slightly worried when I read the Venom movie description..”One of Marvel’s most enigmatic, complex and badass characters comes to the big screen, starring Academy Award® nominated actor Tom Hardy as the lethal protector Venom.”

… but it’s Tom Hardy so I’ll definitely give it a try.

Venom Big Sinister Smiling Face T-Shirt
Venom Big Sinister Smiling Face T-Shirt