Red Band ‘Conan the Barbarian’ Clip/Trailer

[Red Band means this clip may not be safe for work] This 3-minute clip showing young Conan is starting to feel more like the books by Robert E. Howard and less like the 1981 movies. Not sure if that’s good or bad, but as a huge Conan fan I’ll watch it anyway. Continue reading Red Band ‘Conan the Barbarian’ Clip/Trailer

New ‘Conan The Barbarian’ Poster Released… Now with 100% More Slashing

Jason Momoa (he’s in Game of Thrones and Stargate Atlantis) is starting to shape up as a fine Barbarian.

Conan the Barbarian
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I’ll admit it, this poster is sort of badass, but what do you think, old poster vs new poster?

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Conan the Barbarian Poster T Shirt Sheer

Trailer for ‘Conan The Barbarian’ is up

The first full-length trailer for Conan the Barbarian is now officially up and ready for you guys to check out.

I was a bit worried about Jason Momoa (he plays Conan), but I did like him in Stargate Atlantis and now that I’ve seen him in Game Of Thrones I’m ok with it.

“I live. I love. I slay…I am content.” – Conan The Barbarian

The most legendary Barbarian of all time is back this Summer. Having thrived and evolved for eight consecutive decades in the public imagination- in prose and graphics, on the big screen and small, in games and properties of all kinds- Conan’s exploits in the Hyborian Age now come alive like never before in a colossal 3D action-adventure film.

A quest that begins as a personal vendetta for the fierce Cimmerian warrior soon turns into an epic battle against hulking rivals, horrific monsters, and impossible odds, as Conan realizes he is the only hope of saving the great nations of Hyboria from an encroaching reign of supernatural evil.

Deftly adapted from the original works of Robert E. Howard and faithful to the mythology and psychology of his iconic character, CONAN THE BARBARIAN stars Jason Momoa, Rachel Nichols, Stephen Lang, Ron Perlman and Rose McGowan, and is directed by Marcus Nispel

Conan the Barbarian, will be released on August 19, 2011

Oh yeah we have Conan the Barbarian Shirts!

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Conan the Barbarian Poster T Shirt Sheer
Conan the Barbarian Cover T Shirt
Conan the Barbarian Cover T Shirt

Conan the Barbarian: The Musical! (Plus Lyrics)

Honestly, anything you can do, Conan can do better. Conan can do anything Better than you!

Arnold Schwarzenegger performs “Crom!” from Conan the Barbarian: The Musical.

Music and Lyrics by Jon and Al Kaplan (Silence! The Musical)

Another day,
Walking in circles
Haunted by memories, I push on this wheel.
I pray to Crom
Grant me revenge
And help me to answer the riddle of steel.

A shy little boy,
I couldn’t protect them
Helpless and timid, as weak as a girl.
They butchered my people, the dogs ate my father
My mother beheaded, they took my whole world.

Crom, where is the wizard who killed my mother?
Still, I can recall his terrible gaze.
Crom, where are the two snakes facing each other?
Crom, if you’re my god then show me the way.

I’m on the path, chopping up bodies
Hacking and slicing, and look at me now.
With loyal friends joining my party
Each step I take I’m fulfilling my vow.

Crush your enemies,
See them driven before you,
And hear the lamentation of the women!

(Repeat)

Crom, show me the wizard who killed my mother.
True I’ve never prayed to you before.
Still, what would I give if you could help me see this through?
And if you do not listen, then the hell with you!

Crom, where are the two snakes facing each other?
Crom, if you’re my god then show me the way.
Anyaaah, gnyaaaaahyaaaayaaaaa Yaaaaa ah aaaah ahhh

I swear this wizard will fall ’cause
This has begun
They murdered them all, I’m the last one
I issue the call, revenge for my mom,
I pray to you Crom!

Crush your enemies,
See them driven before you,
And hear the lamentation of the women.

Now toss on your favorite Conan shirt and sing along.

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Conan the Barbarian Poster T Shirt Sheer